Monster Bingo 3.0

[thisismagrave]

Monster Bingo Overflow! Card Harpy and Card Nymph.

Let me know if you're interested in spice with someone whose never had spice.

Comments

[scarvedforlife]

Think of it as kissing very passionately then.

[thisismagrave]

.....so I think I need the basics to understand that.

[scarvedforlife]

I can show you a movie sometime.

[thisismagrave]

Can you show me the movie now since this is important for the game?

[scarvedforlife]

[ Well. ]

[ He's asking, so. ]

[ Going to pull up a clip on his phone of some rando makeout from a movie, good luck kid. ]

[thisismagrave]

[He looks at the clip.]

[Tilts his head.]

And they're not trying to eat each other, right?

[scarvedforlife]

Not actually.

[thisismagrave]

And this is supposed to be...affection?

[scarvedforlife]

Yup. And physically stimulating.

[thisismagrave]

Huh.

And the audience just like watching this?

[scarvedforlife]

Yup, they're filthy perverts.

[thisismagrave]

Violence and this....

[He sighs.]

And is cuddle in this vein?

[scarvedforlife]

A cuddle is more like a very long hug while sitting.

[thisismagrave]

Oh.

[Bright red.]

Well, at least I've done that...

[With the sheep.]

[scarvedforlife]

Eeeeeh, you have??

[thisismagrave]

....yes.

[More red.]

[scarvedforlife]

They grow so fast...

[thisismagrave]

S-shut up. Its just different standards and stuff, I'm learning!

[scarvedforlife]

And you're learning so fast!

[thisismagrave]

[jaiejwaoiew]

Do you want to do some squares or not?!

[He's so very red.]

[scarvedforlife]

Sure, but I'll decline the makeout one, I can't go having people getting jealous.

[thisismagrave]

That's fine.

Let me see your card, I can see what might match up.

[scarvedforlife]

[ Offering his. ]

Consider me a blank slate!

[thisismagrave]

[Looking it over.] We both have the meat one.

[scarvedforlife]

Gross.

Let's go for it.